REASONS WHY SOMEONE AT MCI WOULD PROPOSE THIS!

Idea of utopia is inescapable; however, it may be desirable.

Sick of hearing women/feminists complain.

Sick of hearing minorities complain.

Tired of not being able to park in handicapped spots.

Homophobic.

Used to be a skinhead.

Can only get a date through MOOS/MUDS.

Has a growing attachment to a laptop computer.

ARE YOU A CYBORG?